Posted on February 14, 2020
It’s 1981 and You’re Sad
It’s 1981. You took your high school crush to the Senior Prom. When you both got there, your date ran away to dance with another person for the rest of the night, forgetting you even exist. You run to the gymnasium bathroom and lock yourself in a stall, crying while you hear Dan Fogelberg’s Same Auld Lang Syne play in the background.